Generally, murders occur on dark and stormy nights, with suspicious dinner parties and spiteful butlers. These were unlike your general murders. In fact, there was nothing general about them.

My father was an admiral.

Ettlegan M. Mitherably: A sad man who smoked a pack a day. Wrote great romance though. Makes you think about the mental strain love commands…

Y’all can write the rest. T. Dusenvolt is the dad of the T. Dusenvolt that wrote this, by the way. Don’t want you guys killing me off!