The rabbit from Wumpus

Once upon a time, where the bright red lilies grow. There was a rabbit, a clever rabbit. This dandy rabbit’s name was old Brandy James. He lived in the meadow, on a hill, and under that hill lived the badger family and under the badgers lived the mole residence. And over yonder the old apple tree lived the merry old lady from Tiddle Du Dee. She was a kind old lady with skin like wripples on the sea. Now back to the rabbit, this rabbit is not just an ordinary rabbit, this rabbit once was a knight of the round table. But one dark and stormy day, a dark witch with worts all over her skin came waddling up to our old James, this woman used her wand, azala cazoo! The gentlemanly knight was turned into a complete fright, he is now a rabbit! This woman, she chased him yelling “come back here, your supposed to be my stew!” This bunny was frightened to death, he ran and he ran, he stopped running at the old hill he stayed there, and there he is still.

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