You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be put in a limerick against you. JK =)

Aargh! quacked the dog as he woke from his bed,

He’d had no sleep and hit his head

And the Lao jumped over a loon.

Shirt! barked the duck as he swam in a rut,

He had eaten a pin while scratching his butt,

And the fowl jumped over the spoon.

Damp! whined the pig as she rolled on her paws,

She’d sat on a cactus and prickled her schnozz,

And the sow jumped on a goon.

That’s it! said a teen while taking a bath

He’d been wondering why he had to do math,

So he sprung strait out and unleashed his wrath,

But they thought he was having a moon.