How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Try saying that ten times fast….not that easy is it?(Personally I couldn’t get past the second time)

Ok first things first what is a woodchuck? Well a woodchuck is another name for the groundhog. Now ground hogs are large ground squirrels that are usually found through much of the eastern United States, across Canada and into Alaska. I have a picture of a groundhog up above for reference.

Now we all know what wood is (If you don’t know what wood is to bad) so let’s move on to chucking. What does it mean to chuck wood? Well first of all what is chucking? Chucking is to to throw, so to chuck wood is to throw wood.

The other thing is could a woodchuck chuck wood? Probably not but it says ‘if a woodchuck could chuck wood’ so we’re going to imagine that it could.

Ok imagine a woodchuck/groundhog chucking wood. If it helps you can imagine a woodchuck chucking wood through a window. You would think the woodchuck would be pretty puny so if I were you I would imagine a giant woodchuck chucking wood and not a small one.

Now how much would it chuck? If you were the woodchuck how much would you chuck? Personally I would throw as much as I could before getting caught. But how much could it chuck if it could chuck?

I think the answer to the question would be as much as it wanted because no one would stop it(unless it was small but we’re imagining a giant one not a small one). If I were that woodchuck then I would try to chuck about 1000 before I got tired(but I don’t think I’d get that far before I got tired). (I’m not that strong…. but then again it’s the woodchuck not me)

But it’s up to the woodchuck so if you want to know for sure go get an animal whisperer and a woodchuck, and figure it out for yourself!(but I’d also get a zoologist to get the woodchuck for you)

(To tell the truth I would probably get the zoologist just to make sure the woodchuck wouldn’t bite me!!)

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