The Best Recipe

The recipe to make a Me

Of sugar you’ll need dump trucks three

Two cups of flower and an egg, 

three decks of cards and a chicken leg.

A basketball

But that’s not all

Nine teaspoons of spice

A flamingo and a ton of rice

A Lot of beef that’s peppered.

A lode of ketchup and a leopard

The recipe to make a Me

A pack of pasta and a bumble bee

Three pairs of shades eight cowboy hats

Of butter you’ll need three pats

A team of dogs

Eight hundred hogs

A Jeep and a red Ferrari 

A dump of sand from the Kalahari

A goat with a cattle-prod

A cancel and a lightning-rod

A whale juggling a duck

Stick in the oven for five hours, good luck

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