Hey guys! I thought it be fun if we (The blog contributors) had a thing where we just write weird, random, or funny thoughts. Be as creative as you can! Don’t worry if the thought is really weird, because weird is what we’re going for. (P. S. Don’t use any from TV or books or the internet or anything. It’s okay if you use a friend’s thought’s, but make sure they’re okay with it!)

A bed is pretty much a sleep table, so who eats us in our sleep? Nightmares, most likely.

A unicorn is a horse with a horn, and a capricorn is a goat with horns, so logically a popcorn is soda with horns.

Have you ever thought about how scary breakfast is? By human standards, a couple of eggs, bacon, and milk is breakfast, so breakfast for farm animals would be human babies, human belly meat, and… yeah. Stick with the veggies.

The wise say that if a monkey played with a typewriter for eternity, there is a 100% chance that the monkey would happen to write a novel. I want to write a novel, but I don’t have ideas. I do have a typewriter. Who has a monkey?

If something is infinite, shouldn’t it willishavehasbebeen infinite?

How do we know that we know anything? If you think about it, I don’t know that you know what you say you know, and you don’t know if I know anything I say I know, but if we both know that we don’t know that he knows anything he says he knows, I know that you know that you don’t know something that I don’t know that I know either, so we know we know something!