Hey! You! Yeah, you! Listen, I gotta really good deal for ya, so listen up!

So there’s this blog we guys at MSG Writers like, and some guy thought it’d be chummy if this blog and that blog raced to 100 followers. Can you guess who’s winning?

No, not us! Whaddaya think we are, J. K. Rowling? Listen, we need your help! Follow us, and in return you can live with the eternal honor of helping us win the race. Eh? Eh?

What, not goodinuffforya? Alright fine, listen, if you’s guys follow us, and we win, I, T. Dusenvolt, will personally write a post honoring all of you people.

Oh that’s good? You think that’s okay? Sheesh, the things yagatta give people today…

Have a good life and a taco AND FOLLOW OUR BLOG!!!

(please?)