Thanks Asia for giving me the idea to do this. Go follow her at asiawritescreatively.wordpress.com

1. Slime or Goo?

Slime because (Can I have a mango? I wait for a full three minutes as people throw mangoes) Because its its green

2. What should I call you?

Romantic Meth User or Queen Samantha

3. Give me five conversation starters

How do you feel about my gender? Will I get money for starting this conversation? What’s the slander these days? What kind of car do your parents have? I need to know before I’m your friend. Would you do drugs if someone asked you (no, hopefully).

4. KFC or McDonald’s?

McDonald’s because they have playgrounds and they’re halal

5. Ya Drink?

All the time! Water, L&P, cause I have some (?), and ginger beer

6. Ever committed a crime?

Yes. I stole stuff from a building site because I thought they’d work as LEGO swords. (Dissolving into mad laughter) They work pretty good too.

7. What superpower would you choose if you could have one?

To be irresistible to everything (Wow Meth User)

8. Do you believe any conspiracy theories?

Texas is America’s Germany. (Not really conspiracy Queen Samantha, but whatever.)

9. Tell me a blatant lie.

I’m hot.

10. Your dream meal?

All types of meat on one plate.

Thank you Queen Samantha long may you reign. And remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye.