Veggie Tales

Veggie Tales. That glorious world where vegetables come to life and Larry never finds his hairbrush. Many a time, I and my friends have burst out singing a song or repeating a quote from one of our many favorites. Here are some of the best:

“It was nice to meet you. Now go away.”—Peas

“How are we clapping?”
“No idea.”
—Peas

“A zucchini-shaped sarcophagus is where you’ll sleep.”—Mr. Lunt

“You silly little pickle! You silly little peas! You think walking ’round in circles will bring our city to its knees?”—Peas
“I’m a cucumber.”—Larry

“It’s so hard to run with a sombrero… on my head.”—Larry

“I’ve been around since show 1 and I still don’t have a name.”—Scallion #1

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”—Robots
“Weedeater.”—Larry

“We don’t do anything.”—Pa Grape, Mr. Lunt, and Larry

“What would I do with all those dogs?”—Mr. Nezzer

“You won’t be laughing tomorrow! Oh wait, you will. Never mind.”—Mr. Lunt

“Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?”—Larry

“To me, you are like a G-nat!”—Mr. Lunt
“It’s gnat. The G is silent.”—Pa Grape

“Your friends all laughed… usta. How do you spell that?”—Dr. Archibald

“Larry, what are you doing?”—Bob
“Just watching a little TV… Bob?”—Larry

And last but not least:
“But they’d better not laugh!”—Larry

One thought on “Veggie Tales

  1. These are great! Don’t forget “Lord of the Beans” – that one is SO hilarious and the quote, “you will be banished to the land of perpetual tickling!'”

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