Greetings again, my little lovelings! You may notice that instead of it being Sunday or Monday, it is in fact Tuesday or Wednesday. This is a chronographical error that I have taken up with the Cosmic Authorities, and I expect to get an explanation for this within three to thirty-four business years. Hang tight.

Word of the Week:
The word of the week is: sylph – a spirit of the air and/or a thin, graceful woman or girl. (E. G. I must tell you that even though this is prime real estate, the attic has a troubling infestation of dancing sylphs.)

A Smatter of Drivel:
America is confusing to me in many ways, but one of the most confusing is its laws about revolution. America loves revolution, it was made in a revolution, and its helped out with several other revolutions. When its law was made, America even allowed its citizens to make a militia to oppose itself with guns (the second amendment)! We also have a law saying that the military can’t be used to enforce domestic law (Posse Comitatus). Except – it can whenever the president wants to (the Insurrection Act). And there’s also laws against insurrection. Like, a lot of laws (https://www.foleygriffin.com/blog/2021/january/is-insurrection-a-crime-/). So, America is all about that rebellious attitude, but there’s no way that it will allow rebellion? Someone explain this to me.

What if veganism allows global cow, pig, and chicken populations to revolt?

Humor is anxiety trying to find a sane way to be released.

The more I drink coffee the more I- no hold up a minute, there’s a good analogy to explain this with.
Coffee is a cute girl I met at, say, Joe’s Diner. We started getting together more and more, and eventually, I couldn’t live without her. I see her every day, sometimes more. But the more I need her the less good I feel. I can’t focus because of her, she gives me the shakes, I feel woozy. And yet, I feel I can’t live without her. “We can’t go on like this, Caffiena. We need to come to a compromise.” (Updates may be given on our relationship.)

Fin:

Tata suckers.