Not much to say this week, I’m afraid. Just a lot of bad puns.

Word of the Week:

The word of the week is: jack – nothing, often used with a double negative or in the place of a harsher word. (E.G. I didn’t get jack done yesterday because I had to jack up my car because Jack was driving.)

A Smatter of Drivel:

The dogmatic loyalty of dogs is doggone muzzling. The way they doggedly tail their masters is labsolutely prepupsterous. Fidolity of this pedigree is an admuttedly unique treat of the common dog. (This is just a ruff draft).

Fin:

Sorry you had to read that. Goodbye.