The P of DFA was chasing them. So far, he had chased them through the belly of an alligator, the Empire State Building, and the lung of a carp, but he hadn't caught them yet. But Elsie felt it was only a matter of time. Then the ground fell out from under them. The P … Continue reading Inside the Mind, part 3: Save the puppies!
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Inside the Mind, part 2: Daemons and Fruitcakes
Everything was black. Dylan looked around in the blackness. He could see Elsie. That was it. 'Remember, you are in virtual reality. You can't move or talk. Think about it. Think which way you're going. Think what you're talking. I know it sounds like a cat poster, but it's true.' Poltergeist's voice echoed around them. … Continue reading Inside the Mind, part 2: Daemons and Fruitcakes
Inside the Mind, part 1: Love the Sinner, Hate the Sin
this story was inspired in part by the movie Inside Out and partly by the book Alice in Wonderland. Dr. Elsie Hale was the new person in the Angelwings Institution for the Mentally Challenged. Little more than a nurse, she had earned the "Dr." because she had been recommended by her university. Her only friend … Continue reading Inside the Mind, part 1: Love the Sinner, Hate the Sin
Pink Fluffy Unicorns
So this one needs a little explaining. I was playing truth or dare with some friends three days ago and I picked dare. This was the dare. Also this is dedicated to the first born Fallis Poseidon was riding the clouds. Not the Ancient Greek god Poseidon, but the unicorn Poseidon. His fur was a … Continue reading Pink Fluffy Unicorns
The Nightmare of Hell’s Claws, part 6
Brittany woke. How was it still night? Did night normally last this long? She tried to get to her feet, but pain flooded her system, emanating from her foot. Her ankle was broken. She dragged her way out of the trees. She didn't remember much. Running out of the tower, the wolf hitting her, the … Continue reading The Nightmare of Hell’s Claws, part 6
The Nightmare of Hell’s Claws, part 5
The speech by Gdalicanu von Horn is taken from a text called the Tome of Strahd. yes I plagiarized. Do with me what you will! I regret nothing There were snakes-lowercase s reptiles with no legs, scaly skin, and sometimes a poisonous bite-and then there were Snakes. Snakes had scaly skin and a poisonous bite, … Continue reading The Nightmare of Hell’s Claws, part 5
The Inferno, part 10
at last. this is the final inferno episode. you'll be able to see that theme song I promised back in part 3 if you scroll down to the very bottom. peace Alicia backed away. How had he caught the Pox? In the desert? As if in answer, Tom turned his sweaty face toward her and … Continue reading The Inferno, part 10
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The Inferno, part 9
I'm thinking that this may be one of the last inferno episodes. I'm setting an estimate number of inferno episodes at 15, then I'll finish my other story, then start a project I've wanted to do for a while. also, sorry that I didn't put the picture of the Pox Beast in. I wasn't pleased … Continue reading The Inferno, part 9
Books
This poem would be like a chant that you would say fast. A tongue twister Books, nooks, looks, crooks, Up and up like hickory rooks Crooks, looks, nooks, books, Up and up like hickory rooks. Hickory-pickery, ricker-o-blickly Up and up like hickory rooks
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