to have many feelings that you want to express to not know how to do it to do this on a whim to love people far away what are they doing? where are they? when will I see them again? have they moved on? to want to speed up time because I want to go … Continue reading To Be Very Open

Hey guys! This is an edited excerpt from a text-based role-playing-game I started a while ago. It's basically where I've been venting all my writing energy. Sorry. Vicca Shellcocker is my character, who runs the Tavern that all the other characters frequent. He secretly is a rebel against "The Empire." Hope you enjoy! Mr Shellcocker … Continue reading Mr Shellcocker Meets The Hound

Not much to say this week, I'm afraid. Just a lot of bad puns. Word of the Week: The word of the week is: jack - nothing, often used with a double negative or in the place of a harsher word. (E.G. I didn't get jack done yesterday because I had to jack up my … Continue reading The Sunday-and-Monday Morning and Evening #3

A fish out of water A car out of road A clayless potter A field unsowed A wealth of affection For people he needs A need for connection Both sundered by seas

Greetings again, my little lovelings! You may notice that instead of it being Sunday or Monday, it is in fact Tuesday or Wednesday. This is a chronographical error that I have taken up with the Cosmic Authorities, and I expect to get an explanation for this within three to thirty-four business years. Hang tight. Word … Continue reading The Sunday-and-Monday Morning-and-Evening #2

Hello my fine chaps and chaplettes! I have decided to give you, once again, from the depths of my brain, quizzling ruminations that I find amusing. I intend to write a few thoughts here every Sunday evening, which for my fellows across the diameter, would be your Monday morning. I do hope you enjoy them, … Continue reading The Sunday-and-Monday Morning-and-Evening #1

Soliloquy in Defense of Jest (Or, The Thing I Made Not in Blue Lagoon 3)To poke, or not to poke, that is the question:Whether 'tis nobler in the joke to sufferThe slings and tomatoes of outrageous heckling,Or to make Puns against a Sea of subjects,And by my jesting lose them: to pun, to laughAt self; … Continue reading Funny Poems From a Place of Banishment

Here are a couple of little things I wrote for a class. I hope you enjoy them! "The Justice Dealer" The figure of the man fit like a puzzle piece into the doorway. He was like a section of wall, wattled and daubed with swamp grass and thick muck. He had not spoken since he … Continue reading News Flash, Fiction!

Hey y'all! This snippet is one I wrote for a writing competition. It did not win, nor did it get close to winning, but I know someone out there will like it, even if the judges (and I) didn't. Bon appetit! When my mother died, I thought I knew who she was. I came into … Continue reading Everything a Lie

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