Although they are shiny and attractive, pennies get left places and abandoned. Do not use this content for school reports. I may have made some information up on the spot. Call me Dan, because that’s my name. If you were expecting a well muscled middle-aged businessman in a black suit and red tie, clean-shaven with … Continue reading The Great Penny

This is fiction, do not use content for school reports. It was dark. The sky glittered with uncounted stars. The knight was clear and crisp besides for one gray cloud, the first smoke ever created by people. It puffed out a large crevice in the mountain, an orange flickering light moved the rocks at the … Continue reading Catalog of Unwritten History Or The Misinterpretations of cavemen drawings, Fire

“Ha!” an arm reached down and grabbed my hand! I stood up, hitting my poor head on the table and wrenched my hand forward. My only thought was to save the king’s toast. My fingers loosed their grip on the butter knife. It flew in a magnificent arch and landed in the palm of the … Continue reading Toast Revolution Pt.4

“Unbar the door!” This was more serious than toast! After a time-wasting effort to lift the heavy bar, the freed man stepped out. He unbarred other stalls. More men stepped out, all with swords and shields. The shields of the soldiers had an emblem of a golden piece of buttered toast with the kingdom's motto … Continue reading Toast Revolution Pt.3

I am Charles Quinten Shorts. I hate my job as Royal Toast Maker. I know that I should be grateful, for there is only one Royal Toast Maker in the Kingdom of Yor. I am not grateful. I hate my job. I graduated as a physician, but this is where I ended up, in the … Continue reading Toast Revolution Pt.1