Star light, star bright Last star I eat tonight I wish I may, I wish I might Have the dish I wish tonight. - Star light, star bright Certainly my stomach’s delight I wish I may, I wish I might Have the dish I wish tonight. - Star light, star bright Regrettably my belt feels … Continue reading Starlight
Humor
Cindy.
They were all sitting round the table playing cards. Except for Cindy. She was sitting on the floor. Pa was winning, but Kathy was close. But nobody noticed when Aunt Bertha snuck a card to her hand. Except for Cindy. She saw. And Ma didn't see it when Jack wiped his fingers on her best … Continue reading Cindy.
Tomayto or Tomahto
I could be my Mama's drama llama in pajamas, Or an Alabama panorama with my banana pajamas, Or maybe I'm an aunt from Vermont with a want for some fonts, But instead I see an aunt who just can't seem to plant Her potatoes 'cause tornados keep on ruining her volcanoes. Or maybe her potatoes … Continue reading Tomayto or Tomahto
Yogurt
White in color Soft as new snow Pleasantly sweet Creamy deliciousness
The Most Depressing and Disappointing Blog Post on this Blog
Okay guys, let me give it to you straight. There are some things I've written that aren't coming back. I have a junkyard of unfinished drafts crowding up the blog, and even more published works that promised more and more parts that I nonchalantly ditched. This is the endgame for those sad pieces. I do … Continue reading The Most Depressing and Disappointing Blog Post on this Blog
When I Finally Got My Well-Deserved Attention
Puppies are overrated. The amount of attention they receive is too much. Really, I thought the novelty of such a creature would eventually subside, and I would rule again as Commander of the Spotlight, but I now realize it was a futile hope. I have gone to the extent of my strength to steer the … Continue reading When I Finally Got My Well-Deserved Attention
The Unfortunate Cheeze-It Incident
My Dear Emma, Though you are new to Junior High, I know it is nearly impossible to have avoided the terrible Cheeze-It rumors completely. Due to your ignorance on the matter, I shall explain the event in its entirety. You surely have noticed the sign on the cafeteria door, saying, "Due to the incident last … Continue reading The Unfortunate Cheeze-It Incident
Big Kid Bed
I've got a bed. Finally, my family has realized my maturity enough to get rid of my old crib and replace it with something of better quality. Two-year-olds deserve better treatment than this. I'm hoping this means more benefits will be given to me, such as an actual cup! So, I spilled once. That's because … Continue reading Big Kid Bed
The Dreaded Birthday Puppy
I may be two years old, but I'm smarter than most people. Take Julia for instance, wanting a puppy! I know getting a puppy means submitting to its dictatorship. But I guess Julia just doesn't have the brains to realize that. It takes someone like me to see through the adorable mask dogs put on … Continue reading The Dreaded Birthday Puppy
In a Little While: Prologue
Sup homies? Sorry I'm late! This is another story starring the infamous Jack Lantern, the cool guy from my first story, "The Elf and the Enemy." Enjoy! Dedicated to Asia (the friend, not the continent, readers), because everyone should have something dedicated to them in their life. Also since no one else has dedicated something … Continue reading In a Little While: Prologue
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