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Humor
Thoughts to Think in Sleep Table: T. Dusenvolt
Hey guys! I thought it be fun if we (The blog contributors) had a thing where we just write weird, random, or funny thoughts. Be as creative as you can! Don't worry if the thought is really weird, because weird is what we're going for. (P. S. Don't use any from TV or books or … Continue reading Thoughts to Think in Sleep Table: T. Dusenvolt
Math
I'd rather be a math magician, Than ever be a mathematician. Then I could fashion a math petition To do away with math like addition.
The Incredible House of Duggins Pt. 3
Gumshoe is based off of a lego guy and some very real Sherlocks. He was also missing a hand. In lieu of that slightly necessary appendage, the peculiar trespasser had at the end of his left arm a tarnished copper contraption which looked like the spawn of a pair of tongs and a clockwork meat … Continue reading The Incredible House of Duggins Pt. 3
It’s Christmas, I Guess
It's Christmas, I guess, But the usual cheer Is nowhere as warm or apparent this year. I guess there are somethings we can do without, Like fam'ly and friends and going about. Like being with those that you've always knew, Now connections with them are all but subdued. - It's Christmas, I wager, "Ho ho … Continue reading It’s Christmas, I Guess
Historia Animalia Ch. 1
This was the only pic I had of Chessie on my computer for some weird reason. My life is fraught with animals. Bugs, birds, the occasional elephant, but the ones I hold dear are the ones I remember the best. This is a story about (or, for the sake of precision, for) those mostly lovable … Continue reading Historia Animalia Ch. 1
A Poem I Wrote Because I was Angry.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be put in a limerick against you. JK =) Aargh! quacked the dog as he woke from his bed, He'd had no sleep and hit his head And the Lao jumped over a loon. Shirt! barked the duck as he swam in … Continue reading A Poem I Wrote Because I was Angry.
The Incredible House of Duggins Pt. 2
"Anubis!" Jemima laughed, and at that a black hound taller than a man leapt onto her. The beast then started to lick her face profusely, to the evident pleasure of the small girl. Eventually she managed to wrestle him off, but the dog continued to bark and prance about her bed as if it hadn't … Continue reading The Incredible House of Duggins Pt. 2
Poems from the Back of My Head
I wrote these poems fast and when I was tired on purpose to see what I could conjure from the back of my head. Grammatically Inaccurate Truth If people would only be nicer, Then peace would spring up like a geyser Don't hate fella's colors More color's less duller! So gentlemen, just be more wiser … Continue reading Poems from the Back of My Head
A Bedtime Story
This story consists of mostly dialogue between two characters. When the character Mavie is speaking the text will be bold. When Joan is speaking the text will be in italics. Other text will be normal. An icy wind howled across the fields, blowing snow drifts into the air. Icicles longer than pitchforks hung from every … Continue reading A Bedtime Story
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