Okay guys, let me give it to you straight. There are some things I've written that aren't coming back. I have a junkyard of unfinished drafts crowding up the blog, and even more published works that promised more and more parts that I nonchalantly ditched. This is the endgame for those sad pieces. I do … Continue reading The Most Depressing and Disappointing Blog Post on this Blog
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CALLING ALL READERS!!!
Hey! You! Yeah, you! Listen, I gotta really good deal for ya, so listen up! So there's this blog we guys at MSG Writers like, and some guy thought it'd be chummy if this blog and that blog raced to 100 followers. Can you guess who's winning? No, not us! Whaddaya think we are, J. … Continue reading CALLING ALL READERS!!!
Thoughts to Think in Sleep Table: T. Dusenvolt
Hey guys! I thought it be fun if we (The blog contributors) had a thing where we just write weird, random, or funny thoughts. Be as creative as you can! Don't worry if the thought is really weird, because weird is what we're going for. (P. S. Don't use any from TV or books or … Continue reading Thoughts to Think in Sleep Table: T. Dusenvolt
A Poem I Wrote Because I was Angry.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be put in a limerick against you. JK =) Aargh! quacked the dog as he woke from his bed, He'd had no sleep and hit his head And the Lao jumped over a loon. Shirt! barked the duck as he swam in … Continue reading A Poem I Wrote Because I was Angry.
Poems from the Back of My Head
I wrote these poems fast and when I was tired on purpose to see what I could conjure from the back of my head. Grammatically Inaccurate Truth If people would only be nicer, Then peace would spring up like a geyser Don't hate fella's colors More color's less duller! So gentlemen, just be more wiser … Continue reading Poems from the Back of My Head
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