I may be two years old, but I'm smarter than most people. Take Julia for instance, wanting a puppy! I know getting a puppy means submitting to its dictatorship. But I guess Julia just doesn't have the brains to realize that. It takes someone like me to see through the adorable mask dogs put on … Continue reading The Dreaded Birthday Puppy
The Road Less Traveled Pt.2
Jenson Birchfield, and his bright green shirt, bent queasily out the window again. He believed that if you premeditated each decision you could not possibly go wrong. This was often time consuming. This morning’s shirt decision took a half hour. Had he not fully weighed his travel decision? Had he considered all of his options … Continue reading The Road Less Traveled Pt.2
The Stone
I had been watching this girl, young woman really, for quite a while now. It wasn’t that she was particularly good looking, rather she was quite plain. She had straight black hair tied into a loose bun, baggy clothes, and a entirely forgettable face. But despite the plainness of her features you could see a … Continue reading The Stone
Heave
Heave, ho, heave, ho Say the trees as they bow to the wind and the snow And the clock as its burden flows to and fro, Heave, ho, heave, ho As the body of the black cat downed and rose And the army of the waves march on then go, Heave, ho, heave, ho, Moan … Continue reading Heave
Choose a Door Ch. 1: The Girl and The Boy (Redo)
Hey guys! The first Choose a Door Chapter 1 was kinda awkward and bland, so I've redone it with some more spice. Tell me if this is better! This chapter is dedicated to Annika Sanderson, for laughing at all the bad jokes, enjoying all the sloppy stories, and for being an all around wonderful friend. … Continue reading Choose a Door Ch. 1: The Girl and The Boy (Redo)
In a Little While: Prologue
Sup homies? Sorry I'm late! This is another story starring the infamous Jack Lantern, the cool guy from my first story, "The Elf and the Enemy." Enjoy! Dedicated to Asia (the friend, not the continent, readers), because everyone should have something dedicated to them in their life. Also since no one else has dedicated something … Continue reading In a Little While: Prologue
Veggie Tales
Veggie Tales. That glorious world where vegetables come to life and Larry never finds his hairbrush. Many a time, I and my friends have burst out singing a song or repeating a quote from one of our many favorites. Here are some of our favorites:
Pt 1. Mr. Gregor’s Office
Part 1!! Super excited to continue this series hope y'all enjoy it! I was startled awake by a crash in the hall outside my room. Jolting up and throwing my green hoodie on I opened my door to see what the commotion was about. I peeked out my door careful not to push it too … Continue reading Pt 1. Mr. Gregor’s Office
The Road Less Traveled
Jenson Birchfield could never make up his mind. Like this morning, he wasted an entire half hour evaluating the pros and cons of wearing his bright neon shirt. He had forgotten to do the laundry so he was down to just two shirts, one a drab brown and the other neon green. If he wore … Continue reading The Road Less Traveled
Fake stories from my childhood: The Trip
After one particularly hard harvest with almost all the wheat and coyotes dying, my dad made a bad financial decision and decided we would go to Texas for the summer. So we decided to drive there. That in itself was a very stupid idea, because most of the roads from Texas to Mexico are long … Continue reading Fake stories from my childhood: The Trip
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