Try saying that ten times fast....not that easy is it?(Personally I couldn't get past the second time) Ok first things first what is a woodchuck? Well a woodchuck is another name for the groundhog. Now ground hogs are large ground squirrels that are usually found through much of the eastern United States, across Canada and … Continue reading How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Different
Sorry I'm late! Different, I'm different, I'm different, they say. Different than what? What makes me that way? What makes weak skin desirable? Sunburns beautiful? Different, I'm different, You're different than me, I'm different than the jazzy chocolate tones of the Stolen, A history beyond slavery, a future beyond discrimination, They know how to make … Continue reading Different
The Cat’s Lament
The following is a translation from our cat's yowls. . My owners won’t feed me enough of my food. All of their stares seem hostile and rude. They prod me and kick me and step on my tail, And the little food I get is stale. I know that they've heard me I've meowed pretty … Continue reading The Cat’s Lament
The Forest
hey everybody. I was supposed to post on Monday, but it slipped my mind. but there's this now. enjoy! Aiclath Werlick sat motionless in a tree. The Forest of a Thousand Curses could easily kill somebody if one stood still too long. Monsters, bandits, territorial tree-dwarves...all these and more would finish an elf and send … Continue reading The Forest
The Shattered World Part 1
Warning: I might not continue this, and don't get to attached to the characters I might make them die..... mwahahahahaha!! jk The old ones say that once the Earth was a beautiful blue and green sphere. Now, however, where the greens were, now there are ugly grays. Where the mighty blue oceans were, there now … Continue reading The Shattered World Part 1
The Unusual Absences of Mr. Ebinson
The residents of the New York Washington Apartment thought Mr. Ebinson was strange. Not only had he given up his career six months ago, but he also had his absences. Ebinson would go missing from the first Tuesday every month until the next Wednesday. No one knew what had led to his secretive life. This … Continue reading The Unusual Absences of Mr. Ebinson
The Real Outstanding Blogger Award
Hello people from planet earth! I saw this going around and I was tagged by my friend Asia. This was originally started by Magaihd! I'll reveal who I tagged at the end of this blog! The rules: Provide the link to the creator’s original award post. (Very important: see why in step 5)Answer the questions … Continue reading The Real Outstanding Blogger Award
Vergesssen
High on the rocky cragsSurrounding VergessenLooking down uponThat windswept town The melancholy spiresOf gray buildingsWeather beatenBy winter winds A mournful raven’s cryAll to break the pensive silenceThen iron church bellsEcho around the cliffs Who lives in such a town?So windswept and forgottenThe soil fruitlessUnyielding A single maid is seenCarrying her pailShe doesn’t look upShe’s seen … Continue reading Vergesssen
The Ballad of the Chocolate-Chip Cookie
(https://bakingmischief.com) High in a fortressRather crumbled and old,There lived a fair maidenWith more beauty than gold. She, a chocolate-chip cookieWith a near perfect form,Was guarded by giants,So would she not mourn? Oh who could save her,That damsel most fair,For her giant assailantsWould kill all who’d dare. The cookie she waitedAs each long day passed,For her … Continue reading The Ballad of the Chocolate-Chip Cookie
Prologue
Space, 2863 AD Onboard the Black Star Captain Harold Denfield into the black expanse of the cosmos. The Black Star had been sending out the same message every hour, hoping that someone, something, would hear its’ call. SOS...SOS...We are the last remaining survivors of planet Earth. We have run out of power and are almost out of food...repeat, … Continue reading Prologue
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