I could be my Mama's drama llama in pajamas, Or an Alabama panorama with my banana pajamas, Or maybe I'm an aunt from Vermont with a want for some fonts, But instead I see an aunt who just can't seem to plant Her potatoes 'cause tornados keep on ruining her volcanoes. Or maybe her potatoes … Continue reading Tomayto or Tomahto
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Thanks Asia for giving me the idea to do this. Go follow her at asiawritescreatively.wordpress.com Slime or Goo? Slime because (Can I have a mango? I wait for a full three minutes as people throw mangoes) Because its its green 2. What should I call you? Romantic Meth User or Queen Samantha 3. Give me … Continue reading A very original post
The Best Recipe
The recipe to make a Me Of sugar you’ll need dump trucks three Two cups of flower and an egg, three decks of cards and a chicken leg. A basketball But that’s not all Nine teaspoons of spice A flamingo and a ton of rice A Lot of beef that’s peppered. A lode of ketchup … Continue reading The Best Recipe
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