Puppies are overrated. The amount of attention they receive is too much. Really, I thought the novelty of such a creature would eventually subside, and I would rule again as Commander of the Spotlight, but I now realize it was a futile hope. I have gone to the extent of my strength to steer the … Continue reading When I Finally Got My Well-Deserved Attention
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The Dreaded Birthday Puppy
I may be two years old, but I'm smarter than most people. Take Julia for instance, wanting a puppy! I know getting a puppy means submitting to its dictatorship. But I guess Julia just doesn't have the brains to realize that. It takes someone like me to see through the adorable mask dogs put on … Continue reading The Dreaded Birthday Puppy
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