here is the way I sing the twelve days of Christmas. I came up with most of it, but a friend came up with lines 3, 4, and 5 On the twelve days of Christmas, my true love gave to me...... 12 belching baboons, 11 bubble munchkins, 10 screeching geese, 9 yelling chimps, 8 barfing … Continue reading THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS REVISED.