here is the way I sing the twelve days of Christmas. I came up with most of it, but a friend came up with lines 3, 4, and 5

On the twelve days of Christmas, my true love gave to me……

12 belching baboons,

11 bubble munchkins,

10 screeching geese,

9 yelling chimps,

8 barfing squid,

76 screech owls,

6 gulping pigeons,

45 pigs,

4 sports cars,

a mansion in France,

600 bucks,

and a beaver in a fir tree.