I wrote these poems fast and when I was tired on purpose to see what I could conjure from the back of my head.

Grammatically Inaccurate Truth

If people would only be nicer,

Then peace would spring up like a geyser

Don’t hate fella’s colors

More color’s less duller!

So gentlemen, just be more wiser

In Other Words, Obviously

A fellow once sood “Do you find pizza good?”

I replied, “Would a mute talk if he could?

Does a bald monk wear a hood?

Do ‘squetoes suck up your blood?

Are Greek folks misunderstood?

And does a bear poop in the woods?

My friend, you know pizza’s good.”