A is for “A thief broke into my house last night and started searching for money, so I searched with him.”

-https://musicandsunshine.com/blog/the-butterfly-that-you-choose-can-reveal-hidden-sides-of-your-personality/

B is for “Because I’m Batman!”
-Batman

C is for “Cause you said forever now I drive alone past your street.”
-Olivia Rodrigo

D is for “Death is but the beginning of the next great adventure.”
-Albus Dumbledore

E is for “Everything your friend likes you can’t afford, and everything you can afford he won’t like?”
“That’s why they invented credit cards!”
-Connie Kendall

F is for “Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, shame on you! Fool me three times, hold up, rewind, that’s not even possible.”
-NF

G is for “Guy Fawkes. Don’t you set people on fire in your country?”
-A friend

H is for “Hello there.”
-Obi-Wan Kenobi

I is for “I’m a guy. Since when do we do anything right the first time?”
-Will Smith in Hitch

J is for “Just beat it! *guitar riffs*”
-Michael Jackson

K is for “Kids, you’ve tried your best, and you’ve failed miserably. So the lesson is, never try.”
-Homer Simpson

L is for “Lala how their life goes on.”
-The Beatles

M is for “May the odds be ever in your favor.”
-Literally everyone in Hunger Games at some point

N is for “No.”

O is for “Oh.”

P is for “Prince Charming wrestles old ladies.”
-Christopher Healy

Q is for “Qué?”
-Spanish people who don’t know what’s going on

R is for “Really mother, you do complicate things.”
-Lesley Durrell

S is for “School’s out we tired of being scolded, Know the rules just hate the way you told ’em.”
-Christon Gray

T is for “This puts a damper on our relationship.”
-Wesley

U is for “Use your car keys as a knife and stab them.”
-TheOdd1sOut

V is for “Vehicular Manslaughter-New Achievement!”
-Terraria

W is for “We put you on a rack and extend your arms and legs 16 cubits. And then there’s some stuff about rats and honey. Man, they really knew how to make cool laws in the 1600s.”
-Chief Wiggum

X is for “Xylophone”
-Me realizing that there are almost no words starting with x and saying something now.

Y is for “Yes but actually no.”
-The Pirate Captain

Z is for “Zap! Zap! C’mon cat! Zap zap zap!”
-Snoopy